Sickipedia – For Your iPhone

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This is an excellent App to find jokes on. You could even stick your own jokes on the App for the whole world to read and rate. But be warned, it’s not an App for the kids to look at. Here’s my top ten joke I found on the app:

  1. Ashley Cole was caught doing 104mph in a 50mph zone. When questioned by police as to why he was speeding he said, “I’ve just heard John Terry is parked outside my house.”
  2. Dear Sickipedia, I have 23 jokes and I can’t understand why any of them haven’t scored very well, Fabio.
  3. I can’t believe we only managed a draw against a s**t team we should easily have beaten,
    I’m ashamed to call myself Algerian.
  4. Portsmouth; The only club where they encourage you to throw coins at the players.
  5. The World Cup is working out like WW2 – France have forfeited, the USA turned up late, and England are left to fight the Germans!
  6. Blackpool are 500/1 to win the Premier League next year, which means if you put just £20 on them at the start of the season, you will lose £20.
  7. It takes a lot of balls to play golf the way I do.
  8. My wife barely notices the racket all those vuvuzelas make throughout the World Cup matches. She’s used to hearing a tirade of horns every time she pulls out of the round about.
  9. England players, protect yourself from Emile Heskey by disguising yourself as a goal.
  10. The History Channel+1, where History repeats itself.

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